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	<title>Comments on: Dear Google Searchers (Vol. 1):</title>
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	<description>too bad you&#039;re a whore</description>
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		<title>By: SubDiva</title>
		<link>http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/02/20/dear-google-searchers-vol-1/comment-page-1/#comment-6480</link>
		<dc:creator>SubDiva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 03:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You. crack. me. up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You. crack. me. up.</p>
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		<title>By: leah</title>
		<link>http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/02/20/dear-google-searchers-vol-1/comment-page-1/#comment-6465</link>
		<dc:creator>leah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 07:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this made me laugh.  and i sure like to laugh.  really.  it&#039;s true.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this made me laugh.  and i sure like to laugh.  really.  it&#8217;s true.</p>
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		<title>By: E's Mom</title>
		<link>http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/02/20/dear-google-searchers-vol-1/comment-page-1/#comment-6460</link>
		<dc:creator>E's Mom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sorry to correct you because we both know that between you and me you are the one who is always right, but Oprah would be much easier to get an audience with if you had some hot &amp; fresh Ezzel&#039;s Fried Chicken (check out the ABOUT US page on their web site). So let&#039;s just say that although I&#039;m sure the doughnuts would probably peek her interest, the chicken would be a sure fire hit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry to correct you because we both know that between you and me you are the one who is always right, but Oprah would be much easier to get an audience with if you had some hot &amp; fresh Ezzel&#8217;s Fried Chicken (check out the ABOUT US page on their web site). So let&#8217;s just say that although I&#8217;m sure the doughnuts would probably peek her interest, the chicken would be a sure fire hit.</p>
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		<title>By: heathen</title>
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		<dc:creator>heathen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks Joel!  You&#039;re #1!</description>
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		<title>By: Joel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a regular reader of this blog, maybe I&#039;m intruding by commenting on this post, but I just have to say...

This post is f*ing awesome.  Responding to Google searchers on your blog is brilliant.  It should become a thing.  You&#039;ve paved the way for other bloggers with a hilarious and perfectly crafted masterpiece.  

On behalf of the regular lurkers, let me say to the Googlers who found uncouthheathen by accident: count yourself lucky.  You may not have found what you were looking for on this blog, but you&#039;ve stumbled onto a trove of wit and wisdom that you didn&#039;t know your life was lacking. Be sure to hit the subscribe button before you continue on your way; you strange and horribly misguided people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a regular reader of this blog, maybe I&#8217;m intruding by commenting on this post, but I just have to say&#8230;</p>
<p>This post is f*ing awesome.  Responding to Google searchers on your blog is brilliant.  It should become a thing.  You&#8217;ve paved the way for other bloggers with a hilarious and perfectly crafted masterpiece.  </p>
<p>On behalf of the regular lurkers, let me say to the Googlers who found uncouthheathen by accident: count yourself lucky.  You may not have found what you were looking for on this blog, but you&#8217;ve stumbled onto a trove of wit and wisdom that you didn&#8217;t know your life was lacking. Be sure to hit the subscribe button before you continue on your way; you strange and horribly misguided people.</p>
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