I’d like to tell you something about myself
6 February 2009
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So, this morning a local radio station was interviewing Joan Cusack when one of the women mentioned that the number one on her top five of all time make-out list is John Cusack. This got me to thinking about my special list, and so here it is, for your viewing pleasure.
The top five people of note that I would like to have make me a sandwich. Without a shirt on.
- Terri Clark
- Salma Hayek
- Xena: Warrior Princess
- Antonia and Stephanie of Top Chef Season 4 (they would need to make that sandwich together)
- Jennifer Beals
- Alternate: Tina Turner, as long as she sings Private Dancer at the same time.
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In other news, did you know that beer is good for kids? Me neither, but it must be true because, look:
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what is it with xena? everybody loves her, i bet she eats babies and has bad garlic breath.
my mom used to have some hippie friends that used to give their small child beer about once a week b/c they said it was “healthy”.
Is this the exciting thing you had to tell us? You’re becoming a brewmeister and setting up a travelling road show hawking beer to kids? I volunteer to be your audience shill. (PS: My grandpa used to give me beer when I was a kid, too. He also used to slip me the tongue when he kissed me).
I know who else is on that list and you’re too embarrassed to post the name.
oooohhh…mean.
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All of it. Even that thing I wrote that time.
Even this: poop. poop. poop.
That's mine. I wrote it.
When you steal, a kitten breaks its leg. True story.
Thank you.
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