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Shit that’s gone down in Seattle in the last 24 hours

5 February 2009 407 views 4 Comments

I’m keeping this as proof that Armageddon is coming.

  1. Bank robbery downtown, possible bomb
  2. Bank robbery in Wedgewood
  3. Shooting in the Central District
  4. Car prowler evading police runs onto freeway and gets hit by a car
  5. Bicyclist run over by a van and killed in Ballard
  6. Seattle police are called to capture a runaway puppy in a park
  7. Seattle police rescue a wandering goat
  8. A man was arrested on Capitol Hill for firing a high powered air rifle from his third floor balcony
  9. Some men robbed a store on Capitol Hill
  10. Three soldiers arrested in a rash of robberies near the University of Washington
  11. Car thief drive his Land Rover filled with 9 passengers on a 120-mph car chase, abandons car and also runs across the freeway, doesn’t get hit like that other guy, but was arrested.

Also, not in Seattle but still a sign of the Apocolypse:

A man has been caught with two pigeons stuffed in his trousers after he got off a flight from Dubai to Melbourne.

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4 Comments »

  • Bandobras. said:

    Same old same old.

  • DolphynGyrl said:

    Didn’t they say anything about the chimpanzee he had appears to have in his trousers, as well?

  • heathen (author) said:

    no, they didn’t. but apparently, he also had some seeds, two eggs and an undeclared eggplant. It is going to take me a while to figure out what the plan was for all of these items.

  • leah said:

    what is WRONG with people?

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