I have a sinus infection related to my surgery. I am back on antibiotics. How did I figure this out? For two days I have been smelling what I can only describe as: if you put some hamburger in direct sunlight for several days until it got nice and rotting, then shoved it up my nose. Super!
I’m totally grossed out.
In other news, Janie and I have done no gift shopping for anyone anywhere. We’ve been planning on making at least half of our gifts by hand, and you know what? We’ve made two. I’ve made two. Janie had the idea to make the gifts we are making, but she’s made about 1/3 of one. Seriously. This is a bullshit. So, I’m probably going to be handing out all our gifts late, or else I’ll see what I can find around the house: three (very bad) cats, that bottle of beer in the back of the fridge left over from this summer, an old cell phone, WillMaker Plus, a well-used book on chemical dependency counseling and half a prescription of Vicodin.
Merry Christmas, friends and family. We’re terrible people.