I’m squeaking a post in here with just about 30 minutes to go before this day is officially over. I just returned from book club, which tonight we renamed Pub Club. Topics covered: serial killers, bestiality, real dolls, foreign sex toys seized by customs and various scatalogical topics. Pub Club is never dull.

As I’ve mentioned in nearly every post since, I had sinus surgery two weeks ago. Many years ago, while playing soccer on a recreational team called the Stingers, I broke my nose. I was playing goalkeeper and I made a bad mistake. I plowed my face into the knee of an opposing player and it shattered my nose in ways I can’t even explain. I had four corrective surgeries in the four years following that Sunday afternoon incident and when it came time for the fifth …

Before I tell you something gross, here are two websites have made me laugh today:
Check out LizzieLou’s depiction of me (and read the rest of her blog because she is HILARIOUS).
Next, head on over to shitbrain, because hello!? So funny.
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I had a follow-up appointment today for my sinus surgery. The doctor said there was a lot of crud jammed up in my nose and asked if I wanted him to clean it out and, at first, I thought I’d do it, but then decided he should, because …

Remember when we started that book club years ago, and how it lasted anly about six months before everyone gave up?  Well, I’m so glad we managed to remain friends after that, because you’re one of my favorite people.  Seriously.  You can tell me about your ovaries whenever you want.

It’s strange to have reconnected after all these years, but nice to be able to chat over a friendly game of Scrabble.  I’m happy to see you are happy.  I know I probably should have treated you better when we dated.  I had a lot of growing up to do.