I just spent three hours making a small yellow monster for Janie. His name is Kenzie Takamoto. You can blame Kenzie for the fact that I have no energy left to post more than this. There is only enough in my tank to get into bed and scratch three lotto tickets what need scratchin’.
Have a good night and drive safely.

I feel bad for the astronauts trying to “work out the kinks in the urine machine.“

Also, while I go out and shop, spending all Janie’s hard earned money, you should read these:
The Loving Decision by Anna Quindlen (Newsweek)
I’m Not One Of Those ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Christians by Janet Cosgrove (The Onion)

Every year the University of Washington (UW – Huskies) and Washington State University (WSU – Cougars) play one another in what is known as the Apple Cup.  This has always been a fierce rivalry, but this year is special.  The two teams combined records are 1-20 and I am too lazy to look at the combined scoring records for the two, but I’m guessing it’s something like 50 – 650, but that might be too generous.  I’m no college football fan, but this year I almost care about watching, just …

This morning I woke up at 5am with crud in my throat, a nagging feeling that no amount of sniffing and snorting and blowing would unhinge. After about 45 minutes of tossing and turning, I recognized that the large mass the doctor had loosened on Tuesday was rattling around. I had an internal conversation about whether it would be a good idea to try to remove it or to let it “work it’s way out naturally.” After recalling the scene at the doctor, when that giant mass …