Why hasn’t anyone ever bothered to tell me? Was it because you wanted it all for yourselves, you greedy little monkeys? Because, seriously, you don’t need that much nutmeg. Nobody does. That’s the god damn joy of bulk spices, there is some for everyone and it’s practically free.
Tonight I bought cinnamon in bulk at the recommendation of my sister, who let me in on the little secret about how those jars at the grocery store filled with spices that cost nearly $10.00? Yeah, they’re like $0.50 for the same amount when you go to the store down the street that will sell it in bulk form. Why is this brand new information to me!?
I hate each and every one of you for never telling me about this. But I’m pardoning you, like “Pumpkin” the turkey was pardoned by that assclown in the White House today, because tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in America and that’s what we’re all about – thanks and forgiving. So I forgive you all. Except for that one guy.