Before I tell you something gross, here are two websites have made me laugh today:
Check out LizzieLou’s depiction of me (and read the rest of her blog because she is HILARIOUS).
Next, head on over to shitbrain, because hello!? So funny.
I had a follow-up appointment today for my sinus surgery. The doctor said there was a lot of crud jammed up in my nose and asked if I wanted him to clean it out and, at first, I thought I’d do it, but then decided he should, because the last time I attempted to clean up in there it was bleeding and sore for two straight days. He stuck some tweezers deep in my right nostril. I thought he was going to stab my brain, it was so far up there. And then he latched on to something and started tugging. TUGGING. I am not even joking about this. It wasn’t going to budge, and he tried a few more time before resorting to trying to wiggle it loose until I felt this rip and out popped this warm, gooey, crusty, massive bloody chip. It was about an inch and a half long and a half-inch wide and it was so cool and disgusting all at the same time. Suddenly my nostril was clear and I could breathe! I wish I had taken a picture of it. He tried to get the one on the left to budge, but quit after it wouldn’t give and I recoiled from the worsening pain. He told me it was loose, and would come out on its own at some point. I hope I’m on the bus or at Starbucks when that giant bloody mass falls out of my nose. Just to see what people do. Don’t worry, next time I’ll take a picture.