Did anyone else hear that story last week about the woman who was out jogging and was attacked by a fox? The fox bit her foot and then her leg, and when she tried to get it off her leg, it bit her on the arm. She couldn’t get it off her arm, so SHE RAN A MILE TO HER CAR WITH THE FOX ATTACHED TO HER ARM. Somehow she managed to dislodge and trap it into the trunk of her car so she could take it with her to the hospital and have it checked for rabies. As it turns out, the fox was rabid and she’s is enjoying some rabies vaccinations.
That’s some serious shit, ya’ll.