I think I got about one combined hour of sleep last night.  The few minutes at a time that I did manage to sleep were filled with strange dreams about dirty bathtub water and giant, floppy nipples.  Tonight I’ve taken two Simply Sleep pills and I eagerly await the inability to keep my eyes open and reaching the point of no return, wherein Janie finds me hogging the entire bed, drooling and pleasantly unaware of the three cats fighting on top of my back.