Incoming/Outgoing Text Messages Saved on My Cell Phone

Stainless steel floors are a bullshit
Remember when we went camping and saw that dude in the river with a tramp stamp?
No. She is asleep and alive, but quite naughty
Boo! Whore!
Boobs! To you!
I stink because that soup stinks!
Someone save me. I’m stuck at Chico’s with my mom.
Check my flow. I’m in the car.
I ate Mexican food 0 times. Don’t know what I miss more, you or the Mexicans. Ooh…ya burnt!
Guineas and I are going out for drinks. We are gonna get so wasted! Then we will get tacos.
Where were you when I needed you!? BOO!
I am unfamiliar with that expression.
Sweet! Now what is this about a gazebo?
I peed!
I miss you. Even if you stink.
That soup stinks because it’s disgusting.
It is a hard life without you, is all.
Carson threw up on your alarm clock. You’ll need to get a new one.


  1. October 22, 2008

    Ah, memories.

  2. E's Mom
    October 22, 2008

    Yeah, I recognize a few of mine in there too. ;P

  3. October 22, 2008

    obviously, you are a secret agent lady.

  4. LiizzieLou
    October 27, 2008

    If these were all the first line of lyrics from what was currently on your iPod, that would be one fabulous playlist.

    “Check my flow. I’m in the car.” I think this is a rap tune.

    “Were were you when I needed you!? BOO!” I think this is the Greg Kihn Band (Jeopardy).

    “I peed!” Sarah McLachlan?

    “Carson threw up on your alarm clock. You’ll need to get a new one.” Obviously, this is a new song by U2.

  5. heathen
    October 27, 2008

    Glucosamine sounds like some old Bush tune. Bush the band, not the jackass.

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