Incoming/Outgoing Text Messages Saved on My Cell Phone
Stainless steel floors are a bullshit
Glucosamine!
Remember when we went camping and saw that dude in the river with a tramp stamp?
No. She is asleep and alive, but quite naughty
Boo! Whore!
Boobs! To you!
I stink because that soup stinks!
Someone save me. I’m stuck at Chico’s with my mom.
Check my flow. I’m in the car.
I ate Mexican food 0 times. Don’t know what I miss more, you or the Mexicans. Ooh…ya burnt!
Guineas and I are going out for drinks. We are gonna get so wasted! Then we will get tacos.
Were were you when I needed you!? BOO!
I am unfamiliar with that expression.
Sweet! Now what is this about a gazebo?
I peed!
I miss you. Even if you stink.
That soup stinks because it’s disgusting.
It is a hard life without you, is all.
Carson threw up on your alarm clock. You’ll need to get a new one.
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Ah, memories.
Yeah, I recognize a few of mine in there too. ;P
obviously, you are a secret agent lady.
If these were all the first line of lyrics from what was currently on your iPod, that would be one fabulous playlist.
“Check my flow. I’m in the car.” I think this is a rap tune.
“Were were you when I needed you!? BOO!” I think this is the Greg Kihn Band (Jeopardy).
“I peed!” Sarah McLachlan?
“Carson threw up on your alarm clock. You’ll need to get a new one.” Obviously, this is a new song by U2.
Glucosamine sounds like some old Bush tune. Bush the band, not the jackass.
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please don’t steal
Copyright 2007-2011
All of it. Even that thing I wrote that time.
Even this: poop. poop. poop.
That's mine. I wrote it.
When you steal, a kitten breaks its leg. True story.
Thank you.
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