I’ve not had much to say lately, and in honor of that I’m taking the week off from this website to enjoy some special time with myself. November is National Blog Posting Month and I’ll be participating again this year. You’ll be hearing from me quite a bit next month. I will use this week to save up my stories so those daily posts are more than pictures of my cats and stories about how Janie won’t get off me, already.
Here is something to entertain you while I …

I donated $50.00 to No on Prop 8 today. I’m not usually a political donor in any form or fashion, and I hadn’t planned on donating to this campaign, but then I befriended an old high school classmate on Facebook last week. She plastered her support for Prop 8 on her profile, she added a special countdown to her blog and then posted twice about having just sent in her ballot wherein she voted Yes on Prop 8.
I don’t usually care what my friends or acquaintances think about …

Stainless steel floors are a bullshit
Glucosamine!
Remember when we went camping and saw that dude in the river with a tramp stamp?
No. She is asleep and alive, but quite naughty
Boo! Whore!
Boobs! To you!
I stink because that soup stinks!
Someone save me. I’m stuck at Chico’s with my mom.
Check my flow. I’m in the car.
I ate Mexican food 0 times. Don’t know what I miss more, you or the Mexicans. Ooh…ya burnt!
Guineas and I are going out for drinks. We are gonna get so wasted! …

From real estate agent to good friend. I had a dream about you the other night. We were talking about your mom and you said she was doing better. I hope that’s true. It’s about time we got together again for some Thai food and a walk around Seward Park.

So have you thought about what names your kids will call you?
Yeah, they’re gonna call Linsey “Hey You!”
And they’re going to call Janie “Bitch, Please!”