It’s the Sarah Palin action figure:  Is she an undercover cop?  Is she a whore?  NO!  She’s a vice-presidential nominee!


  1. LizzieLou
    September 21, 2008

    “Whaat to cayption me. Thayt’s a good questjun. I hayve no context and I aym an unknoown entity. All I hayve is a short skirt and this hohlder thing on my leyg. Can someone tell me whaat I aym suppoosed to be doing heyre?”

  2. September 21, 2008

    have you found that your old bush target practice photo is not longer giving you the satisfaction it once did?

    yeah, me too. look no further kids, a new and improved item just off the presses is yours for the taking. as if it couldn’t get any better, you’ll be pleased to know this figure is a big WHORE!

  3. September 22, 2008

    To hel with a caption, I want a Palin Pal.

  4. September 23, 2008

    in commemoration of a famous construction project she said “no thanks” to, and in recognition of the shortcomings of lifelike reproductive-systems molding in the children’s toy genre, I suggest that this little lady is actually wearing britches to nowhere!

  5. heathen
    September 23, 2008

    Dan, you’re too good at this.

  6. September 24, 2008

    Vote for me! My knees are bendy!

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