Overheard in the bedroom

What did you get your dad for his birthday?

[unintelligible]

What?

[unintelligible]

What?

[unintelligible]

What?

Cinderella Liberty.  From the library.

What?

FROM THE LIBRARY!  THE LIBRARY!

You got your dad a movie from the library for his birthday?

No.  What?  What are you asking me?

I asked what you got your dad for his birthday.

Oh.  I thought you asked what movie my dad was in.  WE’RE NOT TALKING, I’M ASLEEP!

Fine.  [giggling]

GO TO SLEEP!

[giggling]

GO TO SLEEP!

[giggling]

GO TO SLEEP!

YOU STOP TRYING TO TAKE THE JOY OUT OF MY HEART!