I don’t know where your teeth are, but I’d say that a good place to start looking is the washing machine. I find all sorts of things in there, like just yesterday I found my checkbook.

it sounds like you gave up the smoking gig? i got sick when i first started too but like a good addict, i kept it up until i had resistance.

how did you know my teeth were missing? and if you know that, can you tell me where they are?

Carrie – that’s true, but this is the Internet, no one believes anything anyone writes on here, so it doesn’t matter that John Tesh hates listening to his own music. They’d never believe it.