To understand half of what Janie and I say to one another, you’ll need to watch these old Homestar Runner toons.

Thing in a Bag

The Interview

Marzipan

This weekend I have scheduled some photographic posts involving Janie’s transformer, Peter, while we’re away in the woods.  If we come across a bear with her cubs, do we get loud to frighten it or slowly back away?  Is the grizzly bear the one where you throw rocks and call it a whore to get it to leave you alone or is that a black bear?  I can never remember.

I’m off to the chinchilla protest!  See you on Sunday.