CAPTION CONTEST
19 August 2008
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Caption this photo of 24 year old Angel Pantoja Medina who is pictured leaning against a wall next to his casket. Because he’s dead. His final wish was to stand up at his wake (which lasts three days and is taking place at his mother’s house in Puerto Rico), so he was embalmed in such a way to make his corpse look like he was just chillin’ and shit with is Yankee cap and Dolce and Gabbana shades. Did I mention that he’s dead?
In other news, I’ve informed Janie that when I die, I want her to make sure I’m throwing my gang sign.
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also, did you see the photo of his homie giving him a kiss on the cheek? (shudder)
ha! nice one.
and I did see that picture…very creepy. i don’t want people kissing my dead face, I just want them to respect my gangsta.
Dan wins.
Now I want to be posed sitting on a barstool with a martini in hand. People can sip from the martini as they pass to whisper their respects. They should be told to leave me the olives for the afterlife.
Where do I register this important information?
I don’t know where one registers this…a will, presumably?
Also, it would be a good idea to see if Grey Goose or the preferred vodka brand of your choice could sponsor your wake. Get the olive companies in on it, too.
i got nothing.
and that is saying a lot.
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