Overheard in the living room

Did you eat all the chocolate?

No, you did.

I did not.

Yes, you did. I only ate the peanut butter cups and you ate all the rest of it.

That’s a lie.

No, it’s not. And you know what? That ice cream, all the ice cream that’s left is mine.

Oh yeah?

Yeah. Any anything else in there, anything else you can put in your mouth is mine now. Hands off.

(silence)

And all the money to buy anything that you could put into your mouth is mine, too.