There has been a big story around town this past week about two lesbians kissing at Safeco Field during a Mariners game. The story is that a mother complained to an usher that she didn’t want to have to explain to her son about homosexuality.
Dan Savage posted his reactions to the initial news on the Stranger’s Blog (SLOG), playfully suggesting that the gay community stage a kiss-in, and included snippets from his conversations with Mariners PR spokesperson Rebecca Hale. With each news piece and conversation, the Mariners were …

I am so thirsty.
I’m thinking of taking all my nutrition in liquid form. My coworker told me that she tried a 21 day cleanse for which there was no chewing allowed. Everything was pureed or some sort of juice or broth. At this point, my thirst is leading me to the delusional belief that it would be a good idea to do that.
In my quest for beverages, I have a renewed interest for orange juice. Not the shitty kind, but the Odwalla, pulpy goodness that I …

Delicious bacon…in a can. [via]
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I’m working on a redesign, which involves more than just picking out and uploading a new theme. It involves manipulating CSS and HTML and all that, which sounds smart, if you know what you’re doing, which I don’t. Hopefully, it’ll all work out and sometime soon you’ll see a new design here and you’ll think to yourself, “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.” Why so hateful, Internets?
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Oprah’s 21 Day Cleanse: Day 3
This is one of the worst ideas I’ve ever had. …

There is such a thing as too many cherries.
Make a note of that.