There’s something cold and wet there.  Is it poop?
No.
Is it cheese?
No…it’s a tomato.

Many people are finding this website by searching for Oprah’s 21 Day Cleanse and ideas for what to eat while slowly dying from headaches, thirst and that insatiable hunger for cheese sandwiches. I’m going to be honest and say that Janie and I ate too much hummus. By too much I mean that if we weren’t supplementing it with only fruit and water, we’d probably be more embarrassed about those empty tubs from Costco littering all the rooms of our house. We’re very Ancient Rome, that way, …

It’s so nice to have the freedom to eat things.
I spent most of Saturday thinking about all the things I was going to put into my mouth on Sunday morning. I’ve taken up a lot of time in the last week thinking out loud about all the dirty little morsels that I was going to wrap my lips around and Janie was getting tired of hearing it so, just for her, I only thought about it in my head so she wouldn’t have to hear me talk about how …

I have been a fan of Top Chef since the first season, diligently watching each episode with my loving wife and our friend Carrie. As we watched your most recent season finale, I couldn’t help but comment, as I do every week, that it sure would be nice if Stephanie and Antonia would make out a little bit.
I know, I know…you had two lesbians on earlier in the show, a couple even, but that’s not what I’m into. I’m not into faux-hawks and people that went to Janie’s high school …