I’m growing squash and zucchini!
Ooh, then you can make squash blossoms.
What are squash blossoms? How do you make something with them?
Well, I think the plants flower and the squash grows from the flower, so you just pick the flower and use that…?
So the zucchini will just start flowering and I’ll pick the blossoms and not have any zucchini?
Well, I mean the squash.
Aren’t zucchini squash?
I don’t know. I just saw them making squash blossoms on TV the other night and it sounded interesting and I was thinking that I …

If Linsey tells Janie not to put wet things on the wood furniture because it might damage it, Janie shouldn’t take it personally, like Linsey is really trying to say “Stop ruining everything we have with your wet towels and your cat that pees all over the place” because, really, Linsey was just sayin’.
Linsey wasn’t looking to debate the circumstances in which the towel was originally taken from the shelf in the closet or who used it to wipe their face after five hours of yard work on Saturday afternoon …

Welcome back.
Welcome back?
Yeah, welcome back.  I missed you.
Welcome back from where?
From CrazyBitchTown.

Last night I had a dream that I won $39,000 from a slot machine in Vegas. Who besides me thinks this is a sign that I should head down there this weekend and try my luck?