I just scored a ticket to see the Dalai Lama tomorrow afternoon.
So I got that going for me, which is nice.

(Thanks Wendy)

Carson is Harlow’s sister. She is affectionately known as Carson Carson or Missy Miss. She looks like she swallowed a basketball and sounds like she is on a regular diet of Marlboro reds and cheap whiskey. She is always hungry and always thirsty, but she doesn’t want anything other than her special diet cat food and water from that one faucet.

Carson’s hobbies include peeing outside of her box when she’s upset, ruining good furniture, scratching the carpet, pretending like we didn’t feed her five minutes ago, Interneting, …

The WordPress upgrade went well for both Janie and I. It was so much easier than I was thinking it would be. That said, if you notice anything a little wonky here and there while you’re browsing the site, please let me know. This upgrade won’t mean much to you in terms of viewing, but it includes some super fun things for me, like enhanced post formatting and a puppy! Okay, not really a puppy.

Alright y’all, I’m making some changes.
I’m working on upgrading WordPress, but since I have no real clue about what I’m doing and I’m trying to follow the directions very carefully, it’s possible I may mess up and ruin everything. I’ve backed up my posts and all the comments, but I can only hope I did it correctly. If you come back to this website in the next couple of days and there is nothing here, give me some time to make things right before you go leaving, because …

Writing
Pulling my pants down
Shifting into “park”
Using a fork
Playing PlayStation
Using the restroom
Stapling things
Turning the key in the ignition
Opening mail
Pushing Janie down

Sprained Wrist