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an earthquake is a lot like lovemaking - a lot of crying after either of them.
anniversary
Arctic Blast
Augustus Pullo
baby
babysitter available!
bloody murder
Britney Spears is two kinds of crazy
Catholics
cats are assholes
cats are expensive
Christmas
deliciousness for my mouth-hole
DIVORCED!
family
family matters
feelings
grumples
guinea pigs are not for eating
heart surgery isn't all it's cracked up to be except for that part about lifesaving technology
home shit home
i love my wife
i love reality television
is it over yet?
i will give you this money and you will give me all these things i clearly do not need
i will spend the rest of my life alone with my cat until he dies and then i'll just be alone with my dead cat
lady gay
link dump
my mom wants to know what "she'll cut a bitch" means
overheard
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
picture shows
PSA
puppies are assholes
puppy
religion
road trip
sad sack
sport
stand with free Iran
straight gangsta
the crazy
the gay
xena: warrior princess
zest for poop
Ooh, nice!