Overheard in the car

I called the vet and Carson has an appointment next Tuesday.

Did you tell them about the thing we found in her booty?

I didn’t. They just said they wanted a fresh sample, so I just didn’t bring it up. It’s probably no good now, anyway, so we can just get a fresh sample. I figure we can just leave a pile of clothes on the bathroom and she can go in there.

Are you kidding?

Well, we’d know it was hers, we could just scoop it out and bring it to her appointment.

I don’t think encouraging her to shit on our clothes is the best way to get a fresh sample.

It isn’t encouraging if we just leave the clothes on the floor and tell her, these clothes are here on the floor and you can shit in them or you can not shit in them, it’s your choice.

I’m pretty sure that absolutely is encouraging her.

Well, I don’t think so. I’m just trying to make it easier.

I don’t think getting her to crap in a pile of laundry makes it any easier.

Well, fuck you.

One Comment

  1. Robin O
    March 26, 2008

    Oh . . . dear. I’m sorry.

    I was making the uh-oh face by, “Did you tell them about the thing we found in her booty?”

    ‘Cause even that sentence right there . . . err.

    Best of luck with this!

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