I had to change my masthead because the other was too boring and shitty. I went looking for what else March has to offer in terms of inspiration. I’ve always thought March to be one of the most boring months because it doesn’t have a federal holiday and, therefore, a paid day off work. All it gives me is the opportunity to wear green and get drunk, neither of which I do much of.
I happened upon a treasure trove of ideas on a website listing all the observances celebrated in March, of which National Cheerleading Safety Month was just one. Others include:
Adopt A Rescued Guinea Pig Month
Employee Spirit Month
International Listening Awareness Month
National Caffeine Awareness Month
National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month
National Frozen Food Month
National On-Hold Month
National Talk to Your Teen About Sex Month
National Umbrella Month
National Play The Recorder Month
And don’t worry, it looks like April is shaping up to offer even more excitement.