I went on a Tootsie Roll bender at work.
Overheard in the middle of the night
What constitutes a bender?
Someone brought in a cake earlier this week and I described the frosting as “like eating 9 pieces of See’s candy.” It was good but I felt wrong for several hours afterward.
If Tootsie Rolls were shots of alcohol, I’d be roughly 10 shots past tearing my top off for a Girls Gone Wild videographer.
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