A Bad Decision

I went on a Tootsie Roll bender at work.

Je regrette.


  1. March 20, 2008

    What constitutes a bender?

    Someone brought in a cake earlier this week and I described the frosting as “like eating 9 pieces of See’s candy.” It was good but I felt wrong for several hours afterward.

  2. heathen
    March 20, 2008

    If Tootsie Rolls were shots of alcohol, I’d be roughly 10 shots past tearing my top off for a Girls Gone Wild videographer.

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