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Earlier this week we had our homeowners association annual meeting, the second since we moved in to our condo. Janie was working late so I was forced to attend solo. We met in the pool house and members from the other units made it safely across the parking lot where there seemed to be a sudden blast of snow, which was ridiculous because this past weekend it was beautiful and sunny and kind of warm.
The only real lesson to be learned at these meetings is that elderly people …

A little over a year ago, Bake and Shake shared her recipe for Salt Lick Bars and I have been eying them ever since. I finally made them last night for my book club and they are quite delicious. The caramel was soft and silky, the best I’ve ever had.
Since the bottom had shortbread, The Celiac couldn’t try them. That was a disappointment because caramel and chocolate are two of her major food groups. While driving my delicious treats to book club I considered making them …

I called the vet and Carson has an appointment next Tuesday.
Did you tell them about the thing we found in her booty?
I didn’t. They just said they wanted a fresh sample, so I just didn’t bring it up. It’s probably no good now, anyway, so we can just get a fresh sample. I figure we can just leave a pile of clothes on the bathroom and she can go in there.
Are you kidding?
Well, we’d know it was hers, we could just scoop it out and bring it …

Below are the answers to my iPod shuffle/song lyric quiz.
Thanks for playing!

Material Girl, Madonna
Building a Mystery, Sarah McLachlan
Space Dog, Tori Amos
Chapel of Love, Bette Midler
Sally’s Pigeons, Cyndi Lauper
Sweet Jane, Cowboy Junkies
Tusk, Fleetwood Mac
Daughter, Pearl Jam
Buttermilk Biscuits, Sir Mix-A Lot

9 to 5, Dolly Parton
I Love Rock & Roll, Joan Jett
Private Dancer, Tina Turner
Terrible Lie, Nine Inch Nails
Poo, Poor, Pitiful Me, Terri Clark
Big Poppa, Notorious B.I.G.