Overheard in the garage

What was the name of your gang? The Dudes?

The Dudes and the Imperials.

What did you guys do? Did you get in fights?

Yeah. Well, not the Dudes, but the Imperials, yeah.

Did you have jackets?

We did.

Did you cause all sorts of mischief?

It was more like West Side Story, not so…

Oh, so there was a lot of finger-snapping, singing and dancing?

Did it involve a dispute over the love of a lady?

…Not really.