Overheard in the car

They don’t need to shoot that coyote, they should just trap it and take it far away.

What if that coyote has a little family – what if it has little babies waiting for it and they’re all going to die?

Or what if it was abandoned at birth and it had to learn to live and hunt by itself so maybe it just doesn’t know the right way?

And what if that coyote can talk? What if it has a lot of great things to say about society and how we can avoid falling further into disgrace as a nation?

What if that coyote wants to be president?

That coyote is going to run for president!

Coyote/Obama ’08!