I’ve been eating salad like nobody’s business the past few days. I bought a large box of mixed greens at Costco, forgetting that it never lasts more than 7 days, if that. My constant salad-eating doesn’t seem to be diminishing the reserve. It’s like it doubles in size every time I take a handful. I’ve been forcing salad on Janie at every turn. Tomorrow I’ll bring it to work and display it in the kitchen like the others display their fresh baked goods. The first person to send me their address will get an envelope filled with lush greens!