Sweet Baby jesus, why?

The canned cheeseburger

If I would have seen this at Trader Joe’s earlier today, you bet I’d have purchased it for the book club this evening, just for poops and giggles. Instead, they’ll have to make do with a delicious salad and a shriveled and cold flat bread with ham, onions and gruyere cheese that I baked an hour ago, thinking maybe my sister would pick me up, you know, about an hour ago.