Herbivore
22 January 2008
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I’ve been eating salad like nobody’s business the past few days. I bought a large box of mixed greens at Costco, forgetting that it never lasts more than 7 days, if that. My constant salad-eating doesn’t seem to be diminishing the reserve. It’s like it doubles in size every time I take a handful. I’ve been forcing salad on Janie at every turn. Tomorrow I’ll bring it to work and display it in the kitchen like the others display their fresh baked goods. The first person to send me their address will get an envelope filled with lush greens!
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One time my mother-in-law (lives alone) bought one of those tubs. She made us take half and we could barely get through a half-tub before it turned to slime.
I don’t even know why I keep buying it. It is always a disappointment when I start pulling out lumps of that green slime. You’d think the sheer sight of something so gross would dissuade me, but no, a few months later I have another one in my refrigerator.
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please don’t steal
Copyright 2007-2010
All of it. Even that thing I wrote that time.
Even this: poop. poop. poop.
That's mine. I wrote it.
When you steal, a kitten breaks it's leg. True story.
Thank you.
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