Maybe you should spend the rest of 2007 trying not to be such an a-hole.
Oh no, that’s not going to happen.

I looked online at your list of favorite things and I noticed that the majority were chosen from Williams Sonoma. It’s like you went to the mall, walked into the first expensive chain store you saw and started to point at things that looked pretty- items that regular people would use in their regular lives, like bowls. Seriously, Oprah? If you hired yourself a professional chef and nutritionist because you can’t be trusted not to eat all that delicious cheese and ice cream in your fridge, then …

I am not particularly fond of most Christmas movies. I have long enjoyed How The Grinch Stole Christmas (the cartoon version), but my hands-down favorite is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, much to Janie’s chagrin. I watch it every year, mostly to punish her for that time her family made me watch Jesus Christ Superstar and I didn’t know them well enough to be comfortable leaving in the middle of What’s The Buzz to go sit in the car, puffing on some smokes while listening to Marilyn Manson until …

I am well aware of the hypocrisy of my celebrating a holiday I don’t really believe in, but there are presents and cookies involved and we all know how I feel about my baked goods. Other than those things coupled with the time spent being mean to my family because of the unbearable stress this time of year brings with the eggnog and the sparkling trees and the days off, I enjoy some Christmas music. I even love the blatantly Christian ones, like O Holy Night, Away in a Manger …