This is uncouth’s wife, known on this site as Janie or The Girl Who Doesn’t Bring Her Wife Take-out. That’s a lie, by the way. I brought her take-out just the other day, and do you know what? She didn’t eat it. Not a single bite. My lady does not like leftovers, so if I bring her take-out after she’s already eaten, forget it. I end up bringing it to work for my lunch the next day. So when she complains to you about this, Internet people, you tell her “Girl, don’t you be lyin’ ‘n shit, ’cause we know better.” You tell her!
Linsey is getting ready for the first Thanksgiving at our house. So far at least 4 people are going to have to sit on the floor because we don’t have enough table space. I’m looking forward to this, despite all the cleaning I have to do tomorrow, because Linsey’s an awesome cook. My mouth is watering already.
I hope you all have a great holiday with your family and friends!