“Why is your fist all clenched up?”
“It’s not.”
“Are you going to punch me? Are you going to sucker punch me while I’m sitting here watching: Xena Warrior Princess? You were going to punch me in the face!”
“You’re ridiculous.”
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an earthquake is a lot like lovemaking - a lot of crying after either of them.
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babysitter available!
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Britney Spears is two kinds of crazy
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Christmas
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DIVORCED!
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guinea pigs are not for eating
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i love reality television
is it over yet?
i will give you this money and you will give me all these things i clearly do not need
i will spend the rest of my life alone with my cat until he dies and then i'll just be alone with my dead cat
lady gay
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my mom wants to know what "she'll cut a bitch" means
overheard
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
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puppy
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xena: warrior princess
zest for poop
Does watching Xena Warrior Princess get someone all juiced up? It’s not nice to sucker punch lady whose pants have fallen down. Xena would not approve.
Oh, and.. ::lol:: !
It must be all the leather that gets her fired up.
You’re ridiculous.